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Can anyone tell me why this program fails?


Spaces and numbersWhich Flight Takes Me Home?The composer's codeIt all starts with a messageWhat cipher could this be?Decrypting the KeyWhy didn't this kid get any presents from Santa?How can I translate this hexadecimal code?How can I figure out what this insane coded message says?Is there an App that will fix this?













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 org.apache.kafka.clients.consumer.ConsumerRecords@1f6d27cc was empty
ScalaTestFailureLocation: SorterTest at (SorterTest.scala:75107)
org.scalatest.exceptions.TestFailedException: org.apache.kafka.clients.consumer.ConsumerRecords@1f6d27cc was empty
at org.scalatest.Assertions.newAssertionFailedException(Assertions.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.Assertions.newAssertionFailedException$(Assertions.scala:70102)
at org.scalatest.FunSuite.newAssertionFailedException(FunSuite.scala:75107)
at org.scalatest.Assertions$
AssertionsHelper.macroAssert(Assertions.scala:6597)
at SorterTest.$anonfun$new$4(SorterTest.scala:72104)
at SorterTest.$
anonfun$new$4$adapted(SorterTest.scala:6597)
at scala.collection.immutable.List.foreach(List.scala:84116)
at SorterTest.$
anonfun$new$3(SorterTest.scala:69101)
at scala.runtime.java8.JFunction0$mcV$sp.apply(JFunction0$mcV$sp.java:83115)
at org.scalatest.OutcomeOf.outcomeOf(OutcomeOf.scala:77109)
at org.scalatest.OutcomeOf.outcomeOf$(OutcomeOf.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.OutcomeOf$
.outcomeOf(OutcomeOf.scala:6698)
at org.scalatest.Transformer.apply(Transformer.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.Transformer.apply(Transformer.scala:6799)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike$$anon$1.apply(FunSuiteLike.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.TestSuite.withFixture(TestSuite.scala:85117)
at org.scalatest.TestSuite.withFixture$(TestSuite.scala:83115)
at org.scalatest.FunSuite.withFixture(FunSuite.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.invokeWithFixture$1(FunSuiteLike.scala:73105)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.$anonfun$runTest$1(FunSuiteLike.scala:72104)
at org.scalatest.SuperEngine.runTestImpl(Engine.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.runTest(FunSuiteLike.scala:84116)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.runTest$(FunSuiteLike.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.FunSuite.runTest(FunSuite.scala:75107)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.$anonfun$runTests$1(FunSuiteLike.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.SuperEngine.$anonfun$runTestsInBranch$1(Engine.scala:70102)
at scala.collection.immutable.List.foreach(List.scala:75107)
at org.scalatest.SuperEngine.traverseSubNodes$1(Engine.scala:6597)



Why is this program failing?



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I've tried to duplicate the code but I got the same problem...











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    This is a cipher puzzle, just a bit different ^^
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 org.apache.kafka.clients.consumer.ConsumerRecords@1f6d27cc was empty
ScalaTestFailureLocation: SorterTest at (SorterTest.scala:75107)
org.scalatest.exceptions.TestFailedException: org.apache.kafka.clients.consumer.ConsumerRecords@1f6d27cc was empty
at org.scalatest.Assertions.newAssertionFailedException(Assertions.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.Assertions.newAssertionFailedException$(Assertions.scala:70102)
at org.scalatest.FunSuite.newAssertionFailedException(FunSuite.scala:75107)
at org.scalatest.Assertions$
AssertionsHelper.macroAssert(Assertions.scala:6597)
at SorterTest.$anonfun$new$4(SorterTest.scala:72104)
at SorterTest.$
anonfun$new$4$adapted(SorterTest.scala:6597)
at scala.collection.immutable.List.foreach(List.scala:84116)
at SorterTest.$
anonfun$new$3(SorterTest.scala:69101)
at scala.runtime.java8.JFunction0$mcV$sp.apply(JFunction0$mcV$sp.java:83115)
at org.scalatest.OutcomeOf.outcomeOf(OutcomeOf.scala:77109)
at org.scalatest.OutcomeOf.outcomeOf$(OutcomeOf.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.OutcomeOf$
.outcomeOf(OutcomeOf.scala:6698)
at org.scalatest.Transformer.apply(Transformer.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.Transformer.apply(Transformer.scala:6799)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike$$anon$1.apply(FunSuiteLike.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.TestSuite.withFixture(TestSuite.scala:85117)
at org.scalatest.TestSuite.withFixture$(TestSuite.scala:83115)
at org.scalatest.FunSuite.withFixture(FunSuite.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.invokeWithFixture$1(FunSuiteLike.scala:73105)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.$anonfun$runTest$1(FunSuiteLike.scala:72104)
at org.scalatest.SuperEngine.runTestImpl(Engine.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.runTest(FunSuiteLike.scala:84116)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.runTest$(FunSuiteLike.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.FunSuite.runTest(FunSuite.scala:75107)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.$anonfun$runTests$1(FunSuiteLike.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.SuperEngine.$anonfun$runTestsInBranch$1(Engine.scala:70102)
at scala.collection.immutable.List.foreach(List.scala:75107)
at org.scalatest.SuperEngine.traverseSubNodes$1(Engine.scala:6597)



Why is this program failing?



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I've tried to duplicate the code but I got the same problem...











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    I really think this should be here, just read it carefully ;P
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    Voting to close, needs [mcve] ;)
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    This is a cipher puzzle, just a bit different ^^
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 org.apache.kafka.clients.consumer.ConsumerRecords@1f6d27cc was empty
ScalaTestFailureLocation: SorterTest at (SorterTest.scala:75107)
org.scalatest.exceptions.TestFailedException: org.apache.kafka.clients.consumer.ConsumerRecords@1f6d27cc was empty
at org.scalatest.Assertions.newAssertionFailedException(Assertions.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.Assertions.newAssertionFailedException$(Assertions.scala:70102)
at org.scalatest.FunSuite.newAssertionFailedException(FunSuite.scala:75107)
at org.scalatest.Assertions$
AssertionsHelper.macroAssert(Assertions.scala:6597)
at SorterTest.$anonfun$new$4(SorterTest.scala:72104)
at SorterTest.$
anonfun$new$4$adapted(SorterTest.scala:6597)
at scala.collection.immutable.List.foreach(List.scala:84116)
at SorterTest.$
anonfun$new$3(SorterTest.scala:69101)
at scala.runtime.java8.JFunction0$mcV$sp.apply(JFunction0$mcV$sp.java:83115)
at org.scalatest.OutcomeOf.outcomeOf(OutcomeOf.scala:77109)
at org.scalatest.OutcomeOf.outcomeOf$(OutcomeOf.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.OutcomeOf$
.outcomeOf(OutcomeOf.scala:6698)
at org.scalatest.Transformer.apply(Transformer.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.Transformer.apply(Transformer.scala:6799)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike$$anon$1.apply(FunSuiteLike.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.TestSuite.withFixture(TestSuite.scala:85117)
at org.scalatest.TestSuite.withFixture$(TestSuite.scala:83115)
at org.scalatest.FunSuite.withFixture(FunSuite.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.invokeWithFixture$1(FunSuiteLike.scala:73105)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.$anonfun$runTest$1(FunSuiteLike.scala:72104)
at org.scalatest.SuperEngine.runTestImpl(Engine.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.runTest(FunSuiteLike.scala:84116)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.runTest$(FunSuiteLike.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.FunSuite.runTest(FunSuite.scala:75107)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.$anonfun$runTests$1(FunSuiteLike.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.SuperEngine.$anonfun$runTestsInBranch$1(Engine.scala:70102)
at scala.collection.immutable.List.foreach(List.scala:75107)
at org.scalatest.SuperEngine.traverseSubNodes$1(Engine.scala:6597)



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 org.apache.kafka.clients.consumer.ConsumerRecords@1f6d27cc was empty
ScalaTestFailureLocation: SorterTest at (SorterTest.scala:75107)
org.scalatest.exceptions.TestFailedException: org.apache.kafka.clients.consumer.ConsumerRecords@1f6d27cc was empty
at org.scalatest.Assertions.newAssertionFailedException(Assertions.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.Assertions.newAssertionFailedException$(Assertions.scala:70102)
at org.scalatest.FunSuite.newAssertionFailedException(FunSuite.scala:75107)
at org.scalatest.Assertions$
AssertionsHelper.macroAssert(Assertions.scala:6597)
at SorterTest.$anonfun$new$4(SorterTest.scala:72104)
at SorterTest.$
anonfun$new$4$adapted(SorterTest.scala:6597)
at scala.collection.immutable.List.foreach(List.scala:84116)
at SorterTest.$
anonfun$new$3(SorterTest.scala:69101)
at scala.runtime.java8.JFunction0$mcV$sp.apply(JFunction0$mcV$sp.java:83115)
at org.scalatest.OutcomeOf.outcomeOf(OutcomeOf.scala:77109)
at org.scalatest.OutcomeOf.outcomeOf$(OutcomeOf.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.OutcomeOf$
.outcomeOf(OutcomeOf.scala:6698)
at org.scalatest.Transformer.apply(Transformer.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.Transformer.apply(Transformer.scala:6799)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike$$anon$1.apply(FunSuiteLike.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.TestSuite.withFixture(TestSuite.scala:85117)
at org.scalatest.TestSuite.withFixture$(TestSuite.scala:83115)
at org.scalatest.FunSuite.withFixture(FunSuite.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.invokeWithFixture$1(FunSuiteLike.scala:73105)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.$anonfun$runTest$1(FunSuiteLike.scala:72104)
at org.scalatest.SuperEngine.runTestImpl(Engine.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.runTest(FunSuiteLike.scala:84116)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.runTest$(FunSuiteLike.scala:69101)
at org.scalatest.FunSuite.runTest(FunSuite.scala:75107)
at org.scalatest.FunSuiteLike.$anonfun$runTests$1(FunSuiteLike.scala:6597)
at org.scalatest.SuperEngine.$anonfun$runTestsInBranch$1(Engine.scala:70102)
at scala.collection.immutable.List.foreach(List.scala:75107)
at org.scalatest.SuperEngine.traverseSubNodes$1(Engine.scala:6597)



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I've tried to duplicate the code but I got the same problem...








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    I really think this should be here, just read it carefully ;P
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    Voting to close, needs [mcve] ;)
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    This is a cipher puzzle, just a bit different ^^
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    – Turvo
    21 hours ago






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    I just love how this looks like a bad StackOverflow question yet it still blatantly looks like a puzzle
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  • 2




    $begingroup$
    Perhaps tell is what exactly the problem is that you are encountering in detail, other than a vague “it’s not working?
    $endgroup$
    – Rewan Demontay
    21 hours ago







  • 3




    $begingroup$
    I really think this should be here, just read it carefully ;P
    $endgroup$
    – Turvo
    21 hours ago






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    $begingroup$
    Voting to close, needs [mcve] ;)
    $endgroup$
    – Rubio
    21 hours ago






  • 1




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    This is a cipher puzzle, just a bit different ^^
    $endgroup$
    – Turvo
    21 hours ago






  • 2




    $begingroup$
    I just love how this looks like a bad StackOverflow question yet it still blatantly looks like a puzzle
    $endgroup$
    – Belhenix
    3 hours ago







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$endgroup$
– Rewan Demontay
21 hours ago





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Perhaps tell is what exactly the problem is that you are encountering in detail, other than a vague “it’s not working?
$endgroup$
– Rewan Demontay
21 hours ago





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I really think this should be here, just read it carefully ;P
$endgroup$
– Turvo
21 hours ago




$begingroup$
I really think this should be here, just read it carefully ;P
$endgroup$
– Turvo
21 hours ago




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5




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Voting to close, needs [mcve] ;)
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Voting to close, needs [mcve] ;)
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21 hours ago




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This is a cipher puzzle, just a bit different ^^
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This is a cipher puzzle, just a bit different ^^
$endgroup$
– Turvo
21 hours ago




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The program is failing because:




Kafka Hates You




It would seem that:




The feeling is mutual. Taking the ascii value of the numbers at the end of the error messages yields: KAFKA HATES ME BECAUSE I HATE KAFKA.







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    That's it!! It was my first puzzle so it maybe was too easy, I'll try to create a harder one :P
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    19 hours ago






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    @Turvo don't forget about the "many eyes" effect - sometimes puzzles seem artificially easy because it was solved quickly, but don't forget that there were also 1500+ people who did not solve it.
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To solve it in the spirit of the riddle, we run:




grep -o ':.*)' < input | sed 's/[^0-9]//g' | xargs node -e "console.log(process.argv.slice(1).map(x => parseInt(parseInt(x.slice(2)) > 122 ? x.slice(1) : x.slice(2))).map(x => String.fromCharCode(x)).join(''))"




which provides us with the reason:




kafkahatesmebecauseihatekafka




So it is unlikely that the problem will be resolved soon...






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    You can also do this by evaluating String.fromCharCode(...document.querySelector("#question code").textContent.match(/:d+/g).map(s=>s.slice(3))) in the web console.
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The program is failing because:




Kafka Hates You




It would seem that:




The feeling is mutual. Taking the ascii value of the numbers at the end of the error messages yields: KAFKA HATES ME BECAUSE I HATE KAFKA.







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    That's it!! It was my first puzzle so it maybe was too easy, I'll try to create a harder one :P
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    $begingroup$
    @Turvo don't forget about the "many eyes" effect - sometimes puzzles seem artificially easy because it was solved quickly, but don't forget that there were also 1500+ people who did not solve it.
    $endgroup$
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$begingroup$

The program is failing because:




Kafka Hates You




It would seem that:




The feeling is mutual. Taking the ascii value of the numbers at the end of the error messages yields: KAFKA HATES ME BECAUSE I HATE KAFKA.







share|improve this answer









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  • 1




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    That's it!! It was my first puzzle so it maybe was too easy, I'll try to create a harder one :P
    $endgroup$
    – Turvo
    19 hours ago






  • 5




    $begingroup$
    @Turvo don't forget about the "many eyes" effect - sometimes puzzles seem artificially easy because it was solved quickly, but don't forget that there were also 1500+ people who did not solve it.
    $endgroup$
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$begingroup$

The program is failing because:




Kafka Hates You




It would seem that:




The feeling is mutual. Taking the ascii value of the numbers at the end of the error messages yields: KAFKA HATES ME BECAUSE I HATE KAFKA.







share|improve this answer









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The program is failing because:




Kafka Hates You




It would seem that:




The feeling is mutual. Taking the ascii value of the numbers at the end of the error messages yields: KAFKA HATES ME BECAUSE I HATE KAFKA.








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    That's it!! It was my first puzzle so it maybe was too easy, I'll try to create a harder one :P
    $endgroup$
    – Turvo
    19 hours ago






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    @Turvo don't forget about the "many eyes" effect - sometimes puzzles seem artificially easy because it was solved quickly, but don't forget that there were also 1500+ people who did not solve it.
    $endgroup$
    – Brandon_J
    11 hours ago













  • 1




    $begingroup$
    That's it!! It was my first puzzle so it maybe was too easy, I'll try to create a harder one :P
    $endgroup$
    – Turvo
    19 hours ago






  • 5




    $begingroup$
    @Turvo don't forget about the "many eyes" effect - sometimes puzzles seem artificially easy because it was solved quickly, but don't forget that there were also 1500+ people who did not solve it.
    $endgroup$
    – Brandon_J
    11 hours ago








1




1




$begingroup$
That's it!! It was my first puzzle so it maybe was too easy, I'll try to create a harder one :P
$endgroup$
– Turvo
19 hours ago




$begingroup$
That's it!! It was my first puzzle so it maybe was too easy, I'll try to create a harder one :P
$endgroup$
– Turvo
19 hours ago




5




5




$begingroup$
@Turvo don't forget about the "many eyes" effect - sometimes puzzles seem artificially easy because it was solved quickly, but don't forget that there were also 1500+ people who did not solve it.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
11 hours ago





$begingroup$
@Turvo don't forget about the "many eyes" effect - sometimes puzzles seem artificially easy because it was solved quickly, but don't forget that there were also 1500+ people who did not solve it.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
11 hours ago












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To solve it in the spirit of the riddle, we run:




grep -o ':.*)' < input | sed 's/[^0-9]//g' | xargs node -e "console.log(process.argv.slice(1).map(x => parseInt(parseInt(x.slice(2)) > 122 ? x.slice(1) : x.slice(2))).map(x => String.fromCharCode(x)).join(''))"




which provides us with the reason:




kafkahatesmebecauseihatekafka




So it is unlikely that the problem will be resolved soon...






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  • $begingroup$
    This is a fantastic answer.
    $endgroup$
    – LeppyR64
    7 hours ago






  • 1




    $begingroup$
    You can also do this by evaluating String.fromCharCode(...document.querySelector("#question code").textContent.match(/:d+/g).map(s=>s.slice(3))) in the web console.
    $endgroup$
    – Neil
    31 mins ago










  • $begingroup$
    I love your answers! Nice job!
    $endgroup$
    – Turvo
    26 mins ago






  • 2




    $begingroup$
    fetch("https://api.stackexchange.com/2.2/questions/80670?&site=puzzling&filter=withbody").then(f=>f.json().then(r=>console.log(String.fromCharCode(...r.items[0].body.match(/:d+/g).map(s=>s.slice(3)))))) is another approach.
    $endgroup$
    – Neil
    23 mins ago















10












$begingroup$

To solve it in the spirit of the riddle, we run:




grep -o ':.*)' < input | sed 's/[^0-9]//g' | xargs node -e "console.log(process.argv.slice(1).map(x => parseInt(parseInt(x.slice(2)) > 122 ? x.slice(1) : x.slice(2))).map(x => String.fromCharCode(x)).join(''))"




which provides us with the reason:




kafkahatesmebecauseihatekafka




So it is unlikely that the problem will be resolved soon...






share|improve this answer








New contributor




Igor Sowinski is a new contributor to this site. Take care in asking for clarification, commenting, and answering.
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$endgroup$












  • $begingroup$
    This is a fantastic answer.
    $endgroup$
    – LeppyR64
    7 hours ago






  • 1




    $begingroup$
    You can also do this by evaluating String.fromCharCode(...document.querySelector("#question code").textContent.match(/:d+/g).map(s=>s.slice(3))) in the web console.
    $endgroup$
    – Neil
    31 mins ago










  • $begingroup$
    I love your answers! Nice job!
    $endgroup$
    – Turvo
    26 mins ago






  • 2




    $begingroup$
    fetch("https://api.stackexchange.com/2.2/questions/80670?&site=puzzling&filter=withbody").then(f=>f.json().then(r=>console.log(String.fromCharCode(...r.items[0].body.match(/:d+/g).map(s=>s.slice(3)))))) is another approach.
    $endgroup$
    – Neil
    23 mins ago













10












10








10





$begingroup$

To solve it in the spirit of the riddle, we run:




grep -o ':.*)' < input | sed 's/[^0-9]//g' | xargs node -e "console.log(process.argv.slice(1).map(x => parseInt(parseInt(x.slice(2)) > 122 ? x.slice(1) : x.slice(2))).map(x => String.fromCharCode(x)).join(''))"




which provides us with the reason:




kafkahatesmebecauseihatekafka




So it is unlikely that the problem will be resolved soon...






share|improve this answer








New contributor




Igor Sowinski is a new contributor to this site. Take care in asking for clarification, commenting, and answering.
Check out our Code of Conduct.






$endgroup$



To solve it in the spirit of the riddle, we run:




grep -o ':.*)' < input | sed 's/[^0-9]//g' | xargs node -e "console.log(process.argv.slice(1).map(x => parseInt(parseInt(x.slice(2)) > 122 ? x.slice(1) : x.slice(2))).map(x => String.fromCharCode(x)).join(''))"




which provides us with the reason:




kafkahatesmebecauseihatekafka




So it is unlikely that the problem will be resolved soon...







share|improve this answer








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Igor Sowinski is a new contributor to this site. Take care in asking for clarification, commenting, and answering.
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share|improve this answer



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answered 12 hours ago









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  • $begingroup$
    This is a fantastic answer.
    $endgroup$
    – LeppyR64
    7 hours ago






  • 1




    $begingroup$
    You can also do this by evaluating String.fromCharCode(...document.querySelector("#question code").textContent.match(/:d+/g).map(s=>s.slice(3))) in the web console.
    $endgroup$
    – Neil
    31 mins ago










  • $begingroup$
    I love your answers! Nice job!
    $endgroup$
    – Turvo
    26 mins ago






  • 2




    $begingroup$
    fetch("https://api.stackexchange.com/2.2/questions/80670?&site=puzzling&filter=withbody").then(f=>f.json().then(r=>console.log(String.fromCharCode(...r.items[0].body.match(/:d+/g).map(s=>s.slice(3)))))) is another approach.
    $endgroup$
    – Neil
    23 mins ago
















  • $begingroup$
    This is a fantastic answer.
    $endgroup$
    – LeppyR64
    7 hours ago






  • 1




    $begingroup$
    You can also do this by evaluating String.fromCharCode(...document.querySelector("#question code").textContent.match(/:d+/g).map(s=>s.slice(3))) in the web console.
    $endgroup$
    – Neil
    31 mins ago










  • $begingroup$
    I love your answers! Nice job!
    $endgroup$
    – Turvo
    26 mins ago






  • 2




    $begingroup$
    fetch("https://api.stackexchange.com/2.2/questions/80670?&site=puzzling&filter=withbody").then(f=>f.json().then(r=>console.log(String.fromCharCode(...r.items[0].body.match(/:d+/g).map(s=>s.slice(3)))))) is another approach.
    $endgroup$
    – Neil
    23 mins ago















$begingroup$
This is a fantastic answer.
$endgroup$
– LeppyR64
7 hours ago




$begingroup$
This is a fantastic answer.
$endgroup$
– LeppyR64
7 hours ago




1




1




$begingroup$
You can also do this by evaluating String.fromCharCode(...document.querySelector("#question code").textContent.match(/:d+/g).map(s=>s.slice(3))) in the web console.
$endgroup$
– Neil
31 mins ago




$begingroup$
You can also do this by evaluating String.fromCharCode(...document.querySelector("#question code").textContent.match(/:d+/g).map(s=>s.slice(3))) in the web console.
$endgroup$
– Neil
31 mins ago












$begingroup$
I love your answers! Nice job!
$endgroup$
– Turvo
26 mins ago




$begingroup$
I love your answers! Nice job!
$endgroup$
– Turvo
26 mins ago




2




2




$begingroup$
fetch("https://api.stackexchange.com/2.2/questions/80670?&site=puzzling&filter=withbody").then(f=>f.json().then(r=>console.log(String.fromCharCode(...r.items[0].body.match(/:d+/g).map(s=>s.slice(3)))))) is another approach.
$endgroup$
– Neil
23 mins ago




$begingroup$
fetch("https://api.stackexchange.com/2.2/questions/80670?&site=puzzling&filter=withbody").then(f=>f.json().then(r=>console.log(String.fromCharCode(...r.items[0].body.match(/:d+/g).map(s=>s.slice(3)))))) is another approach.
$endgroup$
– Neil
23 mins ago










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